Driving

Driving is a real pain in the ass. Around here, it is always an adventure.

However, sometimes driving can be fun. Especially if you are getting back at a bad or rude driver. My brother once but off a guy just north of Tampa who had cut him off for no reason TWICE on I-75. But my brother did not stop at cutting him off - he matched speeds with a guy doing about 55 and rode that way all the way to Gainesville (back when 75 was two lanes the whole way). Took him 2 1/2 hours to get home, but the guy who cut him off never got around him.

Last weekend I was driving down 75, and we were part of a two car caravan all going to the same place. Well, I was the second car, and we were both passing someone, when I see this bitch come up behind me, really fast, then began to tailgate me. I was already doing about 80, so I have no idea what her problem was, but she was obviously annoyed that I was not going faster. When I passed the car I had wanted to pass, I got over. She immediately shot up onto the ass of the guy in front of me, the guy I was caravaning with.

Well, this guy is a pretty conscientious driver, but he is VERY revenge-minded. And he HATES it when people do stupid things in a car. SO, when she got on his ass, he slowed, obviously. So she had to, too. And then I decided to teach the little bitch another lesson. I matched speeds with my buddy although I was right next to HER. She she was boxed in pretty good. And she was furious. I could see her drumming her steering wheel and dashboard, and my buddy could see it too.

And that was not all. When traffic got too bad to keep up our little game, we knew we were gonna have to let her pass. I let my friend get a little ahead of me, and I was gonna squeeze in behind her. But when he pulled a little ahead of her, she zoomed up like she was gonna keep me from getting over in front of her. My friend saw this, and slowed down a lot, which let me get in front of him! Oh BOY was she mad!

Well, we finally let her go. Worst part was she had a small child in the front seat with her. Fucking stupid bitch. I hope when she finally dies on the road the kid is not with her.